Yes, I am having a colonoscopy tomorrow. Damn. My doc has been bugging me since I turned 50 and I finally caved, so I am sitting here waiting for the sh*t to hit the fan.
I must say that the anticipation, the fear, the absolute terror of what’s going to happen when the poop-drugs kick in has truly motivated me. I went to the Detroit Institute (Institoot?Bahaha) of Arts this morning with a friend to see Rembrandt-The Faces of Jesus. It was an excellent exhibit. Then we stopped at Panera Bread and I had chicken boullion for lunch. Nummers. Then I came home, took my “pills” then fed the chickens and goats, watered all the house plants, started a load of wash including dog toys and blankets, and then VACUUMED the family room. Maybe I should have colonoscopies biweekly. The sheer fear has me getting my house in order! OMG. LOL.
I guess as inspiration I should now go read Dave Barry’s hilarious post about colonoscopies.
Then you may not hear from me until tomorrow.
Oh god, aging is fun. 🙂
Hey, thanks to the folks who have sent me cards/notes! It’s SO fun and I am working on mine! I’m much more enthused than I thought I would be!