I got ahold of my mom and dad and my aunt is doing great. What they thought was a tumor was a herniated disk. Win win!
Also, Ashlee just posted this on her Facebook and it has done away with my cares about the election.
“Just read this, and could not agree more: If you change the word “voted” to “farted” in your mind, everyone’s comment made on any social website today immediately becomes far more enjoyable.”
I have been getting great suggestions ever since and I think I can go to bed and sleep well tonight. “I farted”
“ABC, your voice, your fart”
Ah….the enjoyment is endless.