Har hars

And here’s a joke I heard at work….

A man went to his doctor, extremely worried because his pecker was turning orange. His doctor talked to him a bit and then asked “Well, I know you have recently retired. What have you found to do with your days?”

“Well,” says the man “I watch a lot of porn…..and I eat a lot of cheetos.”

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15 Responses to Har hars

  1. Agh, everyone knows Cheetos make your guts turn orange! I didn’t realize in guys it turned their penises into Glow Sticks!

  2. LBeeeze says:

    I can’t believe he really had to release the long form, then I really couldn’t believe what The Donald had to say about it. OMGosh is he for real??!! Even thinking about The Donald hurts my brain cells.

  3. Emmy says:

    Ah well, there’s a lot of things the right wingers will not accept about Jesus, that’s pretty clear by now. 😉

    I like that the guy’s last name is pixelated. I had no idea they could do that.

  4. kimkiminy says:

    That Failbook thing is hilarious! I’m SO re-posting that…

  5. Lurkertype says:

    It says right in the Bible that there was a census. Where are the census records?

  6. snoringKatZ says:


    A skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a beer. And a mop.

  7. Lurkertype says:

    Tuxcat was standing up looking at the TV intently while the news was talking about the birth certificate. I asked him if, also being half black and half white, he was worried that someone one day might ask him to produce one too.

  8. Kzinti says:

    Guess I’ll have to watch the Cheetos consumption when I retire. LOL

  9. Aussie Emjay says:

    LOL – A good laugh to start my day!

  10. madtante says:

    I posted (FB) a copy of the BC with the comment, “Pretty sure it’s a fake.”

    Oddly (or not so much) none of my ahole/ racist (“n-word this and that, somebody ought to shoot that darky in the white house”) family said anything. Then, again, I’ve probably put most of them on that filter where they see nothing but my name and profile pic.

    Somebody who doesn’t know me very well wrote, “Why do you think that?” Ha! He’s a closet liberal, methinks! I thought he was a Tea Bagger, or maybe he actually wanted to KNOW what goods I had on the Prez.

    Such a waste of time (expensive, too, wish I got paid to sit around and cast aspersions on people…with a great health care package that will last the rest of my life, after my job ends).

  11. phantomxii says:

    ROFL at the birth certificate!

    Speaking of orange boners, isn’t that the current Speaker of the House?

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