Some humor…

To get us through until I get trip pictures posted…

(by the way, I think Ms. Brooks is a bit weird..)

Joke:

“A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,’Harry, what’s your problem?”
Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’
Harry:  ‘9.’

Principal:
‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry: ’36.’
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade’
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions..’

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks,’What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’
Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied:’Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’
Harry: ‘Pants.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied,’Bubble gum.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’
Harry: ‘Shake hands .’

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’
Harry: ‘Firetruck.’

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.’

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14 Responses to Some humor…

  1. LOL! Harry is an expert dissembler and Ms. Brooks needs a psychiatrist, but I especially feel sorry for the principal, who should be sent back to the fifth grade. 😉

    Is this what you were doing on your cruise with your husband? Telling each other dirty jokes?

  2. Snowy says:

    Hmm, I’m thinking I should go back to first grade…

    I got this one today from Ninja:

    “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.

    “Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.

    The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was your day?”

    Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.”

    “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

    “The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.

    “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

    “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'”

    “Tunderin’ lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.

    “I put drops in her eyes.”

  3. ladywise says:

    Good joke Lauri! I hope you had a great vacation!

  4. kimkiminy says:

    Great joke, thanks for the laugh!

  5. madtante says:

    I think Ms. Books would get sent up the river these days…

  6. Jaypo says:

    Hahaaa!!! The principal is a dirty old man!

    Remember that TV show called “Our Miss Brooks,” wasn’t that about a teacher? I think it starred Jane Meadows.

  7. phantomxii says:

    What’s a four-letter word ending in “unt” that some people use to refer to a woman?

    (Wait for it…)

    Aunt.

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