Here’s a joke…

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. “Oh, yes, Granddad, it was really wonderful. We didn’t see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!”



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15 Responses to Humor

  1. Lauri says:

    Ok, only people with microscope objectives for eyeballs can read that. 😛

  2. snoringKatZ says:


  3. hahahaha!
    ps: i like your blog!

  4. My grandpa used to pull the car to a stop. Get out and pee. And we would be off agian without a word.

    Did you see Su’s wedding pictures? She looks so wonderful.

  5. Copy-paste can suck at times eh? 😆 But that was a good one. Thanks for sharing.

  6. ladywise says:

    Too funny. I did have to strain to read it though! lol My eyes are terrible any more, probably from reading on this computer so much.

  7. madtante says:

    I meant to be a grandad?

  8. geologywoman says:

    My son’s mates told me in 2007, that I cursed the whole time I would drive them around. From the time they were 7. I was ashamed!

  9. GOF says:

    I’d like to be like that grandfather when I grow up.

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