tears are literally running down my cheeks.
LOL! Watch my morning become incredibly unproductive now..
Haha, for realz! 😉
…now that I’ve looked at *cough* 8 pages, I’m wondering if the autocorrect was programmed by someone whose mind was in the gutter..
We actually had one this weekend….my daughter texted me that her dog, Leela, had “popped” in her in-laws’ basement.
So, that was one that autocorrected out of the gutter!
lol, for once.
My word suggestions end up being really random. I’ve gotten mnemonics, ichthyologist, and haggis!
I hate auto-correct. I turned it off after struggling with it for ten minutes and I still couldn’t get it to type a simple “hello.”
(Although some of these are a little farfetched. I can’t imagine any auto-correct choosing “poop” or “cunt” as appropriate alternatives…unless the phone owner uses those words a lot…heh…)
True! I imagine some of these are made up…but what cracks me up is imagining peoples’ reactions if they are true.
I always make sure I’m not drinking anything when I visit that site. I don’t think my laptop could handle that much beverage spray without blowing up.
I haven’t laughed that hard since last time I was on that site! 😉
LMAO – my Love found this site the other night, we were giggling hysterically. A word of warning though – the site is chock full of trojans. Sigh.
Oh ick! I guess I can stay away from now on. I got my laughs worth!
The first thing I thought was the site is full of condems, then I thought why condoms?? Condom ads….pictures of condoms? I couldn’t imagin why condoms, then I realized trojans meant viruses. Gaaaaaah!!!
OMG, me, too!
You had me at “pooping” but the poor lawyer/ judge who did the last one…whew!
Wow. I turned off predictive not realising what potential it had.
Mind you my messaging is quicker without it but then I’m the wrong side of 20 (for texting).
Lol! You may want to turn it back on just for shits and giggles!
Some cells clearly have a one track mind. Naughty cell!
I am laughing out loud, coughing (I cough when I laugh hard) and crying. Mr is looking at me like I have lost my mind. I told him he would have to read it (can you imagine trying to read those out-loud, ROFL!!!)
lol, I am glad that I do not text and do not have to worry about auto correct messing up text messages.
LOL – that’s hysterical!
I LOL so loud I hooted and squealed. That was so much fun.
HA! But now I don’t think I want a smartphone for Christmas, not with my lousy text-typing skills.
hehehehe, funnies indeed!
Wow. I type stuff like that on purpose. Now I can blame it on autocorrect!
LOL! I got bitten by the “penis” one already on my phone…LOL! Not cool!
You got bitten by your phone’s penis? Wow, I guess those things really are getting advanced!
I keep getting the word “tranny” inserted into texts. I catch it in time usually but I am wondering who will get the tranny message when I miss it one time.
Reason number 35 to never text your boss, LOL
Images of someone grunting in the shower will remain with me for some time to come… LOL
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